A 75 year
old lady went to the doctor for a checkup.
told her she needed more activity and
recommended sex three times a week.
"Fine, so you better tell my husband".
goes out in the waiting room and tells the
husband that his wife needs to have sex three times a week.
The husband, 80 years old, says "Which days?"
The doctor says "Monday, Wednesday and Friday."
man says, " I can bring her Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday she'll have to take the bus"